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There was this Pirate with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
When he went into the bar nearby, the bartender said to him
“hey there, you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch!”
the Pirate replied, “Argh, it’s driving me nuts!”
Costumes available today – $10 – $30.
In today's New York Times.
AwWhat an elaborate packaging hoax. (I hope.)